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 An insight into a small group of Radio Hams in Melbourne who (since the 1970's) have conducted rambling and inane conversations until the early hours of the  morning via complex multiplex radio connections that even the Oz Govt Radio Authorities have yet to figure out.

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          Prime Minsters

            More Australian History and other stuff from Mr Mumbles. (who was Mr Mumbles?)

          The Dismissal

            Mr Mumbles was at Parliament House in 1975 and saw Mr Whitlem Dismissed and also he met Bob Hawk on the plane.

          Evens Cord

            Mr Bek and Stu playing around with a home made disc recording cut on a Presto machine of off air recordings of ABC breakfast man Peter Evens.

          Original Henry Tapes

            Henry set up the first radio network for the Fire Brigade in the 1930's and VKN8 was broadcast all around Melbourne on 1655Khz. When he retired he came on 160 meters. Unfortunately some teenagers used to listen in and cause all sorts of trouble.

          Chicko Rolls

            Mr Branch deciding what to eat from the fridge.

          Justus on light

            Justus on lightbeamish coms (sounds like a carbon telephone)with the Stu and Bek. 1976

          Bernard

            Mr Bernard with the Egg and Branch. 1975ish

          Plan B

            From around 1978 with the Branch,Bek,Mr Head, Markovitch and Liz.

          Extra G

            Interesting effects caused by eating breakfast cereal.

          Pulse Party OB The Uninvited

           This is an attempted outside broadcast from an exclusive Party that we were NOT invited to. (66min  33meg)

          Pirate Tales2

           A few weeks latter a sequel to Pirate Tales was broadcast. This is IN STEREO so have both speakers working. i have lost the original WAV file so down converting the mp3 and monoising it looses quality. (76min  71meg)

          Pirate Tales

           The dark side of radio.From those that were there, 27 Megs in Melbourne during the 1970"s the raids and broadcasts and lots of illegal activities. Most of this i did not know as i had lived a very sheltered life and thought that what went on on 160 was bad at least no one got shot!.This and other interesting subjects included. From 2009 and one of the best of the modern period. This crossband was almost lost as the file was accidentally erased and the analogue tape backup machine was slipping so it is made up from various other recordings so the quality is a bit strange at times. This will not appear on the podcast site as i do not remember how to do them and it is years since i put one up and does anyone still listen to podcasts? (151min  50meg)

            BBBBill

           Hear the original BBBill Ceivers the man that made his own valve (8min  1meg)
 

          Can You Speek

           Short Branch, Stu and Egg missions from 1975 (6.5min  2.7meg)
 

          Beks Trip To Sydney

            A young Mr Bek takes the tram to Sydney.At the start bit of a time warp back 40 years (70 years now) (85min  35meg)
 

         You're So Vain

            The title says it all.
 

         SickOf Missions

            Played this recently on air and i have not heard it for a while but it is in the classic class,stu moaning about being sick of the missions after being
           on for 4 years.I think this would date back to about 1979. Quality is not the best as it is an of air recording and
           we thought it was not being loged but maybe that is why it is as good as it is.
 

          Veronica

            Branch,Bek,and Stu missions from mid 70's. Bit of a rip off of Ms V White from the department (19min  8meg)
 

          Sunset Boulevard

            Toms Interesting experiences in LA, among other things (121min  50meg)
 

          Crummy Sisters

            Another hot sumer night hospital missions bit like "Ken in a box" but with some
            live reaction from the ward (43min  18meg)
 
 

            Bottle Beacon

            Early Stu Bek missions from 1975 discussing amongst other things the beacon on the mouth of the Elwood
            canal (It used to transmit on the 160 band and sounded like a bottle pouring) (27 min 11meg)
 
 

            Babbage BOCP

            While doing a BOCP of the air the Mr k gets talking about Babbage and early putors (29 min 12meg)
 
 

            Vkc 1984

             VKC (the Melbourne Police Dpt)  have  gone  digital  encrypted,  so you can't  listen to  them  any more.  All the
              news rooms must now be very quiet  without the continuious babble  from the police scanners . Anyhow here is
              a recording from 1984 before they were even on the UHF repeater network. This is from the old VHF simplex  (168Mhz)
              system  and although you can hear most cars some are in the noise or not there at all , the main thing is how clear the audio
              is compared to the more recent  systems and they seem to be a lot more laidback.
 
 

          The Real  Second Last Branch Missions   29/10/04

           On going through my discs i found a missions i had forgotten about , this is the first time the Branch came on via Skype
           and was  the second last time he appeared . It is quite long and has a few good bits.
 
 

          The Last Branch Missions   19/11/04

          This is the last Branch missions i am sad to say as he died in June 2006
          Mr Branch was last on air from his Park St station in 1980 . Occasionally he could be convinced to come on a live crossband
          and this is a record of the last time it happend in November 2004. The Branch was on via Skype and the Wick on Eccolink
 
 

           2nd Last Branch Missions

           This is the second last Branch missions from Oct 2003 and was the
           first time he was on since 1998. Incomming audio was via netmeeting
           and as you will hear the quality is no way as good as Skype. Dallas and
           the Bek join latter on. All these recent  missions have not been put up before as
           frankly i did not concider them all that interesting, but now as they are the last in a
           long line there is some appeal.
 

           3rd Last Branch Missions

           Last in the 1998 series from September that year, a Branch, Stu, Egg missions.
 

           4th Last Branch Missions

           Egg, Stu and the Branch  again from 1998.
 
 

           5th Last Branch Missions

          The first of the New Branch series from 1998 via a UHF link i gave him but it did
          not gain his interest as there was only three missions and we had to
          wait till 2003 till the next apperence.
 

          Last Park St Xband

          The last real Branch missions from the Park St studios in
         1980 featuring Mr K and the Stu talking about the Newport power station.
 

         Last Park St Simplex 1980

         Final simplex  transmission from the original station with Mr Head and Mr K.
 
  Xmas Xband

                     Not Much to do with xmas except it was recorded at xmas 1976. The Head talks about his trip to Alice Springs
                     and the Stu goes walking about the house with the radio mic, latter the Bek comes on via a tandy phone.  (55 min 24Meg)

Kimptons

                  A bit of a mess this one but quite a laugh, Egg Stu Bek and harry rings
                  up a bit latter on.  1976   (45 min  23 meg)

Silvers Xmas Broadcast

                 This is the broadcast transmitted on xmas eve 1975. It resulted in a raid by the Silvers and a penalty into the bargin.
 

Noah's Ark
The Branch gets a little mixed up when he tries to explain how the flood might have occured due to physical laws. (103min 30Meg)
Telescope
Another clasic Bek Stu missions from 1975, the Bek sounds quite fi on this one. (115min 46Meg)
Neese Straunts
A bit of a guide about finding good food places in Stkilda and Melbourne in general in the late 1970's. Branch Tom and others. (34min 14Meg)
Battery Valve 80 metre xband
Some interesting topics like the 3DB traffic plane crash come up on this 160/80 metre xband. The 80 metre end is from a batery valve set in Sth Gippsland, amazing how well it comes through.(46min 19Meg)
Grantly Dee
Branch and Bek talking about 1960's radio programing. Stax of wax and all that. (14min 6Meg)
Nosey Vacume
More recent from early this century.Mr Nosey decides to vacume his room while on air(63min 26Meg)
Charlies Wheel
Rather serious disscussion from the Bek and Branch,has some stuff on old TV programs. From 1976 (113min 46Meg)
Squidly
Stu and Bek on the bad state of telecine operation 1985(16min 6Meg)
Answer Tom
One of the best. A very funny rip off of the answer tom column in the old Radio Television And Hobbies mag (76min 36Meg)
Scruffy Nalities
Not an uninteresting missions from the mid 80's, quite good in fact apart from the first bit maybe.(103min 43Meg)
Boots Racecourse
Mr Boots kite flying tests cause some troubles with air 490, The police chopper(44min 869376Meg)
Russion Missions pt 1
Mr Soak goes behind the iron curtian, Travelogue on trip to Russia in 1970.s(113min 47Meg)
Russian Missions pt2
Part 2 of above(68min 28Meg)
Telegalore
A big night with lots of talkback calls. 1975 (18min 7Meg)
Jim Payne
An afternoon crossband with the Branch and Agr.A listener drops in to find out how it all works. (67min 12Meg)
More callback from Mr Wetsdale
Callbacks on social issues and Mr Wets as well (26min 11Meg)
Soak Cape York
Mr Soak talks about his travels around Australia(37min 15Meg)
Father John
The Maize takes some serious calls (20min 9Meg)
D Cells
During an electricty strike when it is illegal to use more than two light bulbs and a toaster in each house, Mr Branch runs the missions off d cells (10min 4Meg)
History Of Glenhuntly
Very early Stu Bek missions and a difinitive description of Glenhuntly in 1975(62min 11Meg)

 
1975 Political
Well would you belive it is 30 years since the dismissal?. This was recorded the night before the following election that was the product that event and things get quite heated(103mins 43Meg) 1975
Branch Tower Climb
A nice tour around the Branch shack and a climb up the unsafe tower(54min 22Meg)
Cumes Blimp
A wayward blimp is causing havoc around the state(27min 11Meg)
First Egg Stu crossband
My First big power crossband missions with the egg, now i can take ratings from the Branch.(23mins 9Meg) 1975
Matters Report
Another rather juvenile early Stu Bek missions(60mins 25Meg) 1975
Heads Party Night
We all went over to the normaly conservitive Dr Head and this very bad missions eventuated.(51mins 21Meg) 1980
History Of Branch Mitters
Mr Branch giving a description of the evolving nature of the transmission facilities.(12mins 5Meg)
Egg Plants
The Egg has some trouble with wandering egg plants, sounds like triffid trouble.(63mins 25Meg) 1976
Ken In A Box
Ken does get out of the box after bit of a struggle, from one of the Bonnie missions hospital hours.(68mins 28Meg) 1976
Telephone Olympics
Useing the old black phones a competition on throwing the handset on to the hook. (6mins 5Meg) 1975
Big Ideas
Mr Branch after a bit of politics describes all the grand ideas he had when he was younger(28mins 11Meg) 1976
Visit from Syd
Syd a friend of the fish makes a visit during a crossband and gets a description of whats going on(19mins 7Meg) 1976
Flinders ABC
The Flinders talks about his time when employed at the Australian Broadcasting Commission during the early 1970's(19mins 7Meg) 1976
Alligators
Classic Bek Stu missions from the naive period(92mins 38Meg) 1975
Mazie Phone Screams
Mr Maize is very good at playing with the off normal contacts and producing nice screams on the old step by step system(10 min 3 Meg) 1986
peg Phones
early Bek Stu Xband Find out why the peg phone got smashed.(1hour 4mins 33Meg) 1975
Mock Ra
The Branch, Flinders and with the help of a few others have got control of the multi megawatt transmitters of Radio Australia and are troubled by the fact that when they put them on the lights around the state dim. (1 hour 15mins, 40 meg) From 1976
Wetsdale Rings
Poor Mr Wetsdale has trouble getting through on the phone
Kilts Monitor Station
The Kilt designed and built a super monitoring station in one of the earths quiet zones.(42 mins 17Meg) from 1977
Life And Times Of Jack Ferry
This Guy was only around for a while but quite amazing to listen to.(2hours 31 mins 68Meg) 1977
Traffic 1
Some interesting log tapes from the much used vk3ase trunking system of the early 1980's(1hour32mins 44Meg)
Mud Island
Comments on Beks trip to the isle of mud.(18mins 11Meg) 1988
wartime in huntly
Stu and Bek discuss how wartime would have been like in down town Glenhuntly.(10mins 4Meg) 1976
Easter Storm
Recorded during a big storm some easter decades ago. Quite funny and has a spoken id at start.
The Night The Sky Fell In
This podcast is THE NIGHT THE SKY FELL IN recorded the night the skylab crashed. As you will hear people were ringing in to report bright lights in the sky and loud noises but the experts on the ABC were saying that they must be mistaken as the skylab was going to fall safely at sea. Any one who has been to the skylab museum at Esperence in Western Australia can plainly see that a lot of big and heavy stuff did actually fall on the land.
Gerrymanda
Funny discussion on Quensland politcs of the 1970's, quite timely as "Joh" has just left us.
Daylight Savings
Every time the daylight savings changeover happend we would try to ring the time service and hear the Gordon Gow glass disc announcement change
Cig Packets
Warning Smoking is a health hazard
Early Hams
Recordings of Aus hams in the 1940's,Gee they sound like a lot of gerryatrics but the fact is they were young men then. It was just the way people talked at that time (Righto old boy!). I like the bit where the guy says he has worked the band since 1928. Also interesting to hear what their rigs sounded like then. Includes an intorduction from Ivor MOrgan who made the recordings at the start of the file.